Happy new year Funny Wishes 2017
Happy New Year 2017 Jokes: It’s the time for another New Year to our life, and we must prepare to welcome the auspicious festival of the season.
All are taken the new year in earnest, but some are there which takes all funny. We are here to provide you some Best Happy New Year 2017 Jokes which can be used to make others happy. You can use beautiful jokes to share with your friend zones and close ones. We insist you not to share these with sentiment people.
Happy New Year 2017 Jokes
Last ?ear, ? have been s? stubborn ?nd bad. ? caused you s? much pain ?nd hurt. ?his year, ? want you t? know that ? will ?ever change. ? Shall stay ?he same. Happy ?ew Year!
?f I had d?ne you ?rong, I ?m sorry. ?ay you still give ?e a chance. ?his ?ew Year t? do ?t over ?nd over ?gain. ?appy ?ew Year!
Facebook ?ought WhatsApp f?r 19 billion. hahaha ?diot! ?hey could have d?wnloaded it f?r free.
My New Years resolution is 1080p .
I’m getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
Funny New Year SMS
“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”.
“This Year 2017 I’m on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever.“
“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”
“2017, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.”
“After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”
“New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”.
“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”
“May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid”.
“As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!”.
“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”